Beer Review #7 (Shit Beer Edition): Busch Light


Appearance - Light yellow. Looks like ginger-ale with extra carbonation and fizz.

Smell - Corn, more corn, and sweet metal.

Taste - Corn and water, with the added flavor of the can (mmm... can). Nothing too offensive, but very boring and bland. Quintessential shit beer (they should win a prize for this).

Mouthfeel - Beer flavored seltzer water.

Drinkability - Why? I mean seriously. At least upgrade to Natural Light. Could be good for cooking (I think that's what I'm going to do with the rest).

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